To what lengths will our Chairman go to get an autograph?

Club Chairman Dennis Hetherington finally managed to get Gavid Hastings' signature, but not on a player's contract.

The best he could do was to get it on his snazzy new Club trilby!

Anyway, who needs Gavin Hastings when we have our Player of the Season, James Bird at full back????

Those wanting to order a new Club trilby please make an appointment with your psychiatrist before taking it any further............

Photograph courtesy of the Nortumberland Gazette