Compost Corner Returns!
I couldn't believe this, all the old ghosts have disappeared, I checked on some winter's night...."nothing". But as a new season started I noticed the corner had sprouted some new, young "saplings" namely Mrs palmer, Jack & Tom and two older weeds, Tom and Jacks Grandparents.
The conversation went on to start on a cheery note "I see we are being sponged by McTigue Undertakers" Granddad Palmer says "I that's an expensive job these days", well I've got good news for him, Clive does daily cementations for nothing and the name of Clive's firm "If it moves it burns".
The new clubhouse is coming on slowly but a record had already been broken, Ken Eden and his wife emptied a barrel of Carling Lager between them! When asked if he had a good night, Ken Replied "Give me the moolight, give me the girl and leave the resssshed!! to me". Rock on Ken!
Our overseas player is an Aussie called Luke Popov, now there's a name for you, not many Russians play cricket but he is one of the best guys you will meet and has been a credit to the Australia.
Luke likes to get around a bit and always has a permanent smile on his face. Now I reckon in my time I have seen some "great boobs" but none will compare to the pair which turned up at the club last week. Ted Jewitts blood pressure shot off the "rictor scale", Dave Trevethan had to wave "Mouth to mouth" and Clive nearly forgot about cricket....
G'day Crocks & Hunty