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Christmas Ball update

5 years ago By Wallace Muir

Please find attached the table plan for this year’s dinner.

As always please checks if your name should be there and isn’t and equally important if your name is on the list and you are not coming we really need to know as soon as possible!

Bus times to the Event

bus 1 - Picking up Greenock guests at Fort Matilda 5.40pm - 6.05pm picking up early birds at Kilmacolm cross - Bulls garage B.O.W 6.15pm (need to know if needed) drop Houston 6.20 - This bus will leave to pick up at Kilbarchan 7.00pm

Bus 2 - picking up Kilmacolm cross 6.40pm Bulls B.O.W 6.45pm (need to know if needed) Drop River inn 6.50pm - Trust Inn Kilbarchan 7.00pm arriving Houston 7.10pm

Buses will not wait - please be on time

Those going direct please arrive for 7.00/7.15pm sharp as meal WILL start 7.30pm

3 Course Menu


Carved Melon & Smoked Chicken garnished with Mango

(V) Melon Waldorf Salad


Roasted Seasons Turkey with all the trimmings

(V) Nut Roast or Vegetable Stroganoff


Mini Chocolate Yuletide Log, Mulled Wine & Toffee Fruits served with Pouring Cream


Tea/Coffee with Warm Mince Pies

Please let us know of any Veggie or of any other dietary requirements in advance?

Auction will start during desert - Raffle drawn during band break (raffle prizes gratefully accepted). The band ‘The Protones’ will start approx 9.30pm

Last orders will be at 12.45am and buses depart 1.10am

Bus 1 will drop at police station houston - Bridge of weir - Quarriers - Kilmacolm - Greenock

Bus 2 will drop at police station houston - Bridge of weir - Kilbarchan -johnstone - Elderslie - Linwood -Bishopton - Greenock

Please ensure you are on the right bus - Drivers will stop as often as needed on the main roads but do not expect them to drop off at every house or down side streets.

A separate e-mail will be sent soon to confirm the auction lots - Auction money is not needed or wanted on the night - we will catch you later.

Payment of £37.50 per head is due now - please square up with your table captain if you have one or pay Myself, John , Jam, Peter or JP - cash or cheques made payable to Birkmyre rfc



Birkmyre ball 2012

Table 1 – Presidente – We don’t need no stinking Badges!


Gordon and Laura Stein


Henry and Fiona Reid

Fossie + Fossies Burd

James & Hazel Halpin

Bromwen 11

Table 2 - JP - We’re going to need a bigger boat!

Jp + Jane

Charlie + Kim

Andrew & Rhona

Iain + Nikki

James & Ashley

Ross & Lauren 12

Table 3 Jocky – You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Jocky & Jane

Fletch & Beverly

Peter & Pamela

Steven & Debbie

Geraldine & Wilma 10

Table 4 – Jam - Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!

Jam + Debs

Nick Carroll and Sarah Smith MSc CSci FIBMS

David and Jane McGonigle

Davie Armour & Guest

Derek and Helen McComb

Jason Andrews 11

Table 5- Davy G - You talking to me?

Davy + Catherine

Owen + Emma

Ramsay+ Elaine

Mark+ Sheena

Sam + Natalie 10

Table 6 - Fras - You can’t handle the truth!

Fraser and Lynne

Donald & Mrs Hall

Craig & Valerie

Kevin 7

Table 7 Boots – I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse!

Stuart & Victoria

Bill & Wynne

Martin & Laura

Jim & Nancy

Robert + Jackie 10

Table 8 – Oddi – Show me the money!

Colin + Gill

Gary + Fiona

Russel & Sharon

Malcolm & Elaine

Adriano & Audrey 10

Table 9 Andy G – I’ll have what she’s having!

Confirmed – no names yet10

Table 10 Duncan - This Wallace is a brigand, nothing more!

Duncan Stump and partner

Jeremy Reid and partner

Mandy & Hugh Fraser

Paul & Mrs Ritchie 8

Table 11 - Players – You had me at “hello”!

Andy Pearson

Jamie Tennant

Nicky Arthur

Murray Noble


Ross & Tillman

Mr Vint


Ryan + 3

Dougie Holmes

David Caruth

Michael D + burd

Jonny Dobson


Molsey 20

Table 12 Greenock – 1st Rule, You do not talk about fight club!

8 Confirmed – no names yet

John and Sylvia 10

Table 13 Farm – Willie - Go ahead, make my day! 12

Table 14 Farm – You know how to whistle don’t you? 12

Table 15 Farm – Welcome to Scotland! 12

Table 16 Farm - One day I shot an elephant in my Pyjamas! 12

Total 177

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Glasgow East game OFF The weather beats us again
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