Schedule - Schedule 1
Tour Update - The Billy Bob 2009 Bushtucker Trials - Whitley Bay!!!!
We now have 19 confirmed tourists for the FULL weekend and the clubhouse will welcome us all at 12.30 pm on Friday 24th April to have a beer and some bacon butties before we go on our quest. I still need confirmations from the 8 part time tourists if you want a room booking etc.
Half of you have given me part (if not all) of the £140 tour money and I need those who had not paid me anything to email me to make arrangements to cross my palm with silver please.
My email address is attached to this email and my mobile number is 07739 331639...don't make me have to chase you as I used to be a debt collector and have ways...I can also make your tour a tad testing for you if you fart about!!!
As you can see from the header title the theme is Billy Bob (Deliverance, The Hills Have Eyes etc) and there WILL be bush tucker type trials for many during our little vacation.
To fit in with the theme you need to prepare your wardrobe accordingly as to how you will dress as one FULL day of the tour will be deemed Billy Bob Day, probably the Sunday.
You need:
- Billy Bob Teeth (Google it and you'll find some for about £8...I'll knock it off your tour costs so stop bleating , get them ordered now as you need to allow for delivery and then follow the instructions to make them fit your mouth!)
- A check shirt with the sleeves cut off
- Braces
- Old jeans tucked into your socks
- Boots, preferably not too clean!
- A peaked cap to wear backwards
- Anything else you thing helps your attire fit in with the theme of 6 fingered hillbillies who prefer bum fun!
- For the other days of the tour you still need to bring another hat and it can't look cool...special prize for the zaniest!
NOTE. Pleading ignorance that you did not know about the above needs will be met with severe consequences...don't test the judge!
For the tucker trials I have some little surprises that you will enjoy. Please let me know now if any of you suffer from heart defects or loose bowels. (Pete Kenyon, Johnny Morris and Dave Mann don't need to answer this, it's a given and you are exempted).
The full tour rules will be sent under separate cover but can ALL virgins please prepare the following:
1. Your best 3 jokes which MUST raise a laugh from ALL
2. A song that ALL can join in the chorus (no ABBA or Cliff)
3. A body popping jig that you will use when pleading for leniency, again it must be funny as if it's a good 'un you can use it as often as you want and it could save your a*s
We will at times play beer games (as you do) and whilst I have a few prepared I welcome any suggestions from all at the club (not just tourists) so that we can have a lovely time at the seaside! Again email or call me...
That's all for now folks...pass it on please...
In DOB I Trust
We now have 19 confirmed tourists for the FULL weekend and the clubhouse will welcome us all at 12.30 pm on Friday 24th April to have a beer and some bacon butties before we go on our quest. I still need confirmations from the 8 part time tourists if you want a room booking etc.
Half of you have given me part (if not all) of the £140 tour money and I need those who had not paid me anything to email me to make arrangements to cross my palm with silver please.
My email address is attached to this email and my mobile number is 07739 331639...don't make me have to chase you as I used to be a debt collector and have ways...I can also make your tour a tad testing for you if you fart about!!!
As you can see from the header title the theme is Billy Bob (Deliverance, The Hills Have Eyes etc) and there WILL be bush tucker type trials for many during our little vacation.
To fit in with the theme you need to prepare your wardrobe accordingly as to how you will dress as one FULL day of the tour will be deemed Billy Bob Day, probably the Sunday.
You need:
- Billy Bob Teeth (Google it and you'll find some for about £8...I'll knock it off your tour costs so stop bleating , get them ordered now as you need to allow for delivery and then follow the instructions to make them fit your mouth!)
- A check shirt with the sleeves cut off
- Braces
- Old jeans tucked into your socks
- Boots, preferably not too clean!
- A peaked cap to wear backwards
- Anything else you thing helps your attire fit in with the theme of 6 fingered hillbillies who prefer bum fun!
- For the other days of the tour you still need to bring another hat and it can't look cool...special prize for the zaniest!
NOTE. Pleading ignorance that you did not know about the above needs will be met with severe consequences...don't test the judge!
For the tucker trials I have some little surprises that you will enjoy. Please let me know now if any of you suffer from heart defects or loose bowels. (Pete Kenyon, Johnny Morris and Dave Mann don't need to answer this, it's a given and you are exempted).
The full tour rules will be sent under separate cover but can ALL virgins please prepare the following:
1. Your best 3 jokes which MUST raise a laugh from ALL
2. A song that ALL can join in the chorus (no ABBA or Cliff)
3. A body popping jig that you will use when pleading for leniency, again it must be funny as if it's a good 'un you can use it as often as you want and it could save your a*s
We will at times play beer games (as you do) and whilst I have a few prepared I welcome any suggestions from all at the club (not just tourists) so that we can have a lovely time at the seaside! Again email or call me...
That's all for now folks...pass it on please...
In DOB I Trust
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