The first big match of the 2015/2016 season starts at 1.40 today when the Brigg Town Chairman Mr Simon Harris weds his long suffering girlfriend Ms Alia Smith at Scunthorpe*s Registry Office.
It was early in 2015 when Alia finally was asked the question she had been waiting for but as yet there has been no confirmation that Simon got down on one knee. Most people would expect to have seen the crater he left when he did, (ill teach you not to buy me an ice cream Mr Chair).

Alia has spent the last few months finalising the details for today's ceremony and Simon has quite happily grunted along agreeing with the minor details e.g. Will i turn up (YES),.

When asked how they first got together Simon is quite vague on the details but Alia soon reminds him of the important ones. We have been together for many years said Alia and we are still only at the start of our life together. It has been that long that Simon had hair when i first met him, i think. i turned to ask Simon's opinion but he was obviously that delighted with Alia's answer he was crying in the background.

Alia ,who is the Bar Supervisor at Brigg Town, has been ably helped through the last few months .by her close protection team including Jade, Zoe and Kim and i am assured she will be stunning in her dress.

Simon in his latest wedding bulletin (well facebook.) said it's not long now i'm really looking forward to it and i cannot wait to see what Alia looks like on the day.

Everyone at Brigg Town Football Club wishes Simon and Alia every happiness for the future, we hope they have a lovely wedding day with lots of great memories and take care of each other forever.