Brighton and Hove Crescent
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The return of Rick Carter
Carter returns to the crease after a summer of grooming around Folk Festivals
You want a beard, you need a beard
You've seen what beards can do
The confidence, the joie de vivre
But which beard is for you?
French fork, Chin puff?
Checky Latin wedge?
Soul patch, Neck Muff?
Chin atop a hedge?
Intellectual, goatee beard?
Cultivate the shrub.
Nautical, or boaty beard
Join the beardy club.
Meet up with your beardy friends
In a beardy bar
Talk about a beardy band
Name a beardy star
Now customise, accessorise
Yes, strike a beardy theme
A pipe? Perhaps a Breton shirt?
Go on go on, some skinny jeans.
Now out, out into the world
And execute your bearded plan
Embrace your bearded destiny
Become a bearded man !
With apology to Murray Lachlan-Young.
You've seen what beards can do
The confidence, the joie de vivre
But which beard is for you?
French fork, Chin puff?
Checky Latin wedge?
Soul patch, Neck Muff?
Chin atop a hedge?
Intellectual, goatee beard?
Cultivate the shrub.
Nautical, or boaty beard
Join the beardy club.
Meet up with your beardy friends
In a beardy bar
Talk about a beardy band
Name a beardy star
Now customise, accessorise
Yes, strike a beardy theme
A pipe? Perhaps a Breton shirt?
Go on go on, some skinny jeans.
Now out, out into the world
And execute your bearded plan
Embrace your bearded destiny
Become a bearded man !
With apology to Murray Lachlan-Young.
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Been at the cider Mr Wood? Both Cornwall and the Banbury area (for we visited both) provided the unusual spectacle of driving horizontal rain for much of the time and,alas, festivals were off the agenda this year. Much refreshed, I look forward to rejoining the fray!
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