News reaches this website of interesting developments surrounding the whereabouts of Amy 'Mad Dog' Neill's new boots.
The Isle of Bute based player is reportedly stunned by revelations that her new personalised footwear may never grace her size 4 feet.
An email arrived in the webmaster's in-box on Sunday evening with the boots pictured beside an image of them stuck between a pair of scissor blades.
Neill was too upset to discuss when we contacted her.
The hunt for Mad Dog's Weapons of Mass Distraction begins......