Burton Rugby Football Club

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1 Fools rush in where fools have been before.
2 To avoid duplication, make three copies.
3 It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.
4 Success is relative -- the greater the success, the more relatives.
5 The slower you work, the fewer mistakes you make.
6 If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
7 You must have learned from others' mistakes. You haven't had time to think all those up yourself.
8 People like criticism -- just keep it positive and flattering.
9 It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
10 Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
11 Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
12 When you're getting kicked from behind, that means you're in front.
13 Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
14 Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
15 The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
16 Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
17 Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
18 The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them.
19 Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
20 A babysitter is a teen-ager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teen-agers.
21 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
22 Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
23 Most people deserve each other.
24 The one who snores will fall asleep first.
25 The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
26 The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good as the gifts your neighbour buys their spouse.
27 Never get overly excited about a man or woman by just the way they look from behind.
28 The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
29 You always check your spelling after you press the send key

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