Burtonwood Bridge ARLFC
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Presentation Night at the Bridge Inn
Awards will be awarded, presents will be presented, and the guilty shall be condemned!
Gentlemen. Notice is hereby given that the court of Burtonwood Bridge ARLFC shall be convened at 8:30pm on the evening of November 26th 2011.
Let it be known that the righteous shall be rewarded for their fruitful endeavours and noble efforts throughout the Interim Season. Let it also be known that the scallys, the wags, the riff and the raff shall be punitively punished and piously purged from this realm! Counsel for the prostitution will be that scourge of all reprobates, the most learned, most proper, most upstanding Mr Bones QC. The defence I dare say will be led by some long haired do-gooder, flare wearing, hippy poofta who thinks we should all go and hug a tree! The Judge is yours truly, his most Wonderful Worship Lord Jim 'hang em by the bollocks' Heath, a fine, fair-minded fellow who in his own words has 'never been known to take a small bribe'
AGENDA FOR THE DAY
Hindley. 2pm Kick Off against Hindley A
4:30ish Back to the Bridge Inn to watch a recording of the game and drink some lemonade
8:00ish More lemonade, Awards, HotPot, & Court cases
11pm Cocoa and bedtime stories.
Let it be known that the righteous shall be rewarded for their fruitful endeavours and noble efforts throughout the Interim Season. Let it also be known that the scallys, the wags, the riff and the raff shall be punitively punished and piously purged from this realm! Counsel for the prostitution will be that scourge of all reprobates, the most learned, most proper, most upstanding Mr Bones QC. The defence I dare say will be led by some long haired do-gooder, flare wearing, hippy poofta who thinks we should all go and hug a tree! The Judge is yours truly, his most Wonderful Worship Lord Jim 'hang em by the bollocks' Heath, a fine, fair-minded fellow who in his own words has 'never been known to take a small bribe'
AGENDA FOR THE DAY
Hindley. 2pm Kick Off against Hindley A
4:30ish Back to the Bridge Inn to watch a recording of the game and drink some lemonade
8:00ish More lemonade, Awards, HotPot, & Court cases
11pm Cocoa and bedtime stories.
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