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Degsy Salisbury answers our questionnaire about his team mates
The worst taste in music? Jon sewell anyone who wants the music turning down before the game has issues.
The best dancer? Barney, anyone who can get tables of girls filming him in the red door is a winner for me.
The worst dancer? John Broxson, who's dance moves compare to Carlton Banks from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
The best hairstyle? JJ dickinson rocking out a rats tail is not as easy as you think.
The worst hairstyle? Sooty, always sporting a kirkby short back an sides.
The most skillful? Sooty, couldn't think of anyone who could look less skillful but i love them banana kicks.
The "ladies man"? Mike Manley, me and brox are sick of hearing about all his stories on the way to training.
The biggest poof/pansy? I was going to pick on Ben Eaves for this but Mike Manley has stopped me getting physio at least 10 times this season for moaning like a girl about something new every week.
The fastest? "The welsh wizard" gav roberts like poo off a shiny shovel.
The slowest? Shaun Woof even I can beat the badger in a race these days.
The best trainers? The dool's parents, anyone who sits in the car tues an thurs nights all year round deserve a medal.
Biggest moaner? Jack Collister, for a 24 year old this lad can be a serious drip, god knows what he would do without the last train.
Worst dress sense? Jon Sewell, you can tell he's not bought any clothes for at least ten years an lives out of lost property at school.
Joker? Neil Dowridge, doesn't play jokes but his voices and stories entertain me constantly.
Least intelligent? Nick King, would run through a brick wall to get the other side most of use would just open the door.
Biggest geek? Jack Parker, not only does he look like a magazine collecting weirdo, he actually is.
Longest in the shower? Kenny roberts, I think there's two space hoppers in the shower every saturday.
The best dancer? Barney, anyone who can get tables of girls filming him in the red door is a winner for me.
The worst dancer? John Broxson, who's dance moves compare to Carlton Banks from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
The best hairstyle? JJ dickinson rocking out a rats tail is not as easy as you think.
The worst hairstyle? Sooty, always sporting a kirkby short back an sides.
The most skillful? Sooty, couldn't think of anyone who could look less skillful but i love them banana kicks.
The "ladies man"? Mike Manley, me and brox are sick of hearing about all his stories on the way to training.
The biggest poof/pansy? I was going to pick on Ben Eaves for this but Mike Manley has stopped me getting physio at least 10 times this season for moaning like a girl about something new every week.
The fastest? "The welsh wizard" gav roberts like poo off a shiny shovel.
The slowest? Shaun Woof even I can beat the badger in a race these days.
The best trainers? The dool's parents, anyone who sits in the car tues an thurs nights all year round deserve a medal.
Biggest moaner? Jack Collister, for a 24 year old this lad can be a serious drip, god knows what he would do without the last train.
Worst dress sense? Jon Sewell, you can tell he's not bought any clothes for at least ten years an lives out of lost property at school.
Joker? Neil Dowridge, doesn't play jokes but his voices and stories entertain me constantly.
Least intelligent? Nick King, would run through a brick wall to get the other side most of use would just open the door.
Biggest geek? Jack Parker, not only does he look like a magazine collecting weirdo, he actually is.
Longest in the shower? Kenny roberts, I think there's two space hoppers in the shower every saturday.
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