It has become apparent that the try scorer in the home victory against Wick RFC was Simon Fry (the most eagle eyed of all readers, as he was the only player to report the omission for obvious reasons).

Sources unknown have linked the unforgivably poor journalism to the writer being too busy thinking about his latest hair style, fashion faux pas or laughing at Alex Bowder being unrelentingly bantered by Nick Fish on the sideline.

Or it could be that for the best part of the day the journalist was attempting to caption the attached photo.

.... answers gratefully received on postcards.

#Apology