Dickie Merrit last night blasted five star automotives Monday night performance saying his missus could have done a better job. It was confirmed Dickie watched the game using Skype and having one of his scouts at the game. He later blasted the players from his hideaway in the Spanish Algarve yet again using Skype to say the defence was woeful effort was below par and the lads looked like they had cows t**s for hands. He also added anymore performances from Ryan ‘Leeds Corinthians back of the year’ Jowett like the one on Monday and he’d be left out of the squad and replaced by a bag of sand.
It’s not known how much alcohol Dickiehad consumed however he was sat with his face painted in the five star club colours and repeatedly told his empty pint glass he loved it.
Dickie returns for Monday nights clash and is looking for an improvement.