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By Andy Mosby | 6th June 2012

the camel tables contract demands

The camel has tabled high contract demands that have shocked head coach Dickie Merrit. Camel insists he's Fivestars top talisman with ten tries in 3 games however as we are only two league games in the tries from those game only stand on the stats.
Camel has requested a full box of Jaffa cakes and two rusk biscuits per game and also a starting fivestar shirt. He insists the tries will stop if his demands aren't met.
In addition he has had interest from other teams and speculation that the rhinos are chasing him for the top league still surrounds camel and the team.
This news is sure to have a domino effect as Adam 'the man' Scrafton did get a clause written into his contract stating he would always be the top paid player.

Dickie Merrit said “I don't see how we can meet his demands the teams on it's knees financially and we just can't deal with this extra cost we may have to release players to keep him”

Jamie C added “I scored two tries last week lets face it soon I'll be running four times that in per game”


Updates will follow as we get them.

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