Biography
Phil "the Midget" Thomas
What the Midget lacks in height he more than makes up for in aggression, which got him a record 48 bookings and 12 reds last season. Phil is the arguably most naturally gifted footballer at the club, with an eye for a spectacular goal. When he is allowed on the pitch and not two footing the opposition he is an asset to the team, when not playing due to suspension. Phil is a keen actor and has recently starred in the stage version of the children's classic " The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe".
Phil is a very private person, he can't deal with phones or the internet, much preferring to be contacted via mail, or preferably carrier pigeon.
Wants to be: Roy Keane
More like: Joey Barton and Mr Tumnus