In yet another exciting development it has been agreed that our home ground will no longer be known as Waterers Park and will be renamed James Fry Park after our influential midfielder.

After discussions with the authorities it was agreed that there was no better way to honour the burly playmaker and his contribution to local football.

A commemorative blonde afro wig will be on sale soon to mark the occasion along with a series of events including a Q&A session where the great man will probably just reply "FIFA", "Quality" or "Wat u on abt?".