Cookie is the master of the pretend header, which is a true claim to fame. Eats like a sumo wrestler, she often brings a picnic along to keep on the bench in case she gets peckish during the game. She has been at Knowle for 7 years and still doesn't know what time we meet for games. Will play anywhere up front or on the wing, and irritates the life out of defenders. Cookie can do the 100m in ten seconds flat, but only when she's asleep, and she's always the last one home after a night out - usually because she passes out in New Street Station.