Player of the Match
Lawley joined Knowle in 2011 and it only took six months for certain members of the squad to realise she isn't actually Scottish. Lawley storms past opposition full backs on her rampaging runs down the wing, and she only ever scores spectacular goals. She also puts a shift in defensively too, striking up good partnerships with whichever full back is behind her. She is potentially the most sarcastic human being on this planet, and if you're being an idiot, Lawley will be the first to point it out...before tripping over a goal post or kicking the ground like the goon that she is. As our finemaster, you shouldn't really mess with Lawley. That doesn't stop us though. Her name is also no longer Lawley...again, that doesn't stop us.