Constitution
What follows shall form the foundtions from which we will build.
1. Thou shall never utter the number that follows XX
2. When you reach the age that constitutes the rank of Uncle, everything will become clear.
3. The Welsh are everywhere, thus should an individual linguistically fulfill predetermined criteria, excemption to rule 8 may be granted at the discretion of the most English member in attendance.
4. There is always something wrong with the individual with emo hair.
5. Any endeavours undertaken with a round ball are riddled with falsehoods.
6. The most important letter in the alphabet is M.
7. Females are forever bound by a T'Or L' policy.
8. God Save the Queen.
9. Respect your elders.
10. Respect the flush.
11. There is no such thing as a finger.
12. Vessels must be protected.
13. Micturition is at another’s discretion.
14. Pointing is distinctly non medical.
15. There are no radios in the Wild Wild West.
16. The front row is where philosophy was born, Socrates was a loose head.
17. Finality is equivalent to being judged.
18. Tweed is a way of life.
19. No wibbling.
20. Utterance or replication of any of these said laws is equivalent to Coaching, and is the most heinous crime.
22. Dont get lemon with me Bill.
1. Thou shall never utter the number that follows XX
2. When you reach the age that constitutes the rank of Uncle, everything will become clear.
3. The Welsh are everywhere, thus should an individual linguistically fulfill predetermined criteria, excemption to rule 8 may be granted at the discretion of the most English member in attendance.
4. There is always something wrong with the individual with emo hair.
5. Any endeavours undertaken with a round ball are riddled with falsehoods.
6. The most important letter in the alphabet is M.
7. Females are forever bound by a T'Or L' policy.
8. God Save the Queen.
9. Respect your elders.
10. Respect the flush.
11. There is no such thing as a finger.
12. Vessels must be protected.
13. Micturition is at another’s discretion.
14. Pointing is distinctly non medical.
15. There are no radios in the Wild Wild West.
16. The front row is where philosophy was born, Socrates was a loose head.
17. Finality is equivalent to being judged.
18. Tweed is a way of life.
19. No wibbling.
20. Utterance or replication of any of these said laws is equivalent to Coaching, and is the most heinous crime.
22. Dont get lemon with me Bill.
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