Play by play match report for the game v Southgate.
This weeks math report is bought to you by Gurl.
There may or may not be minor inaccuracies in this report but best I could do.
Oppo nicked one back on the break.
AHHHHHHH - got so angry that I have no idea what happened.
Break away goal and some sloppy defending resulted in us loosing a cheap goal right before half time.
Never have we seen such handbags amongst friends - the team talk involved less talk and more meditation.
Meditation seemed to have resulted in a zen mindset or was everyone just asleep? Think we shipped a goal or did we score?
AHHHHHHH - got so angry I have no idea what happened.
AHHHHHHH - still so angry I have no idea what happened.
AHHHHHHH - think I was angry or was it sexual frustration, either way I have no idea what happened.
Short corner to the oppo resulted in a goal
Was informed we lost 3-2. Who knew?
DOD - Guy for being excessively angry.
MOM - Raz, not sure why!