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| John H | Posted 1 year ago |
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Police are investigating a burglary at Quorn FC - the trophy cabinet was broken into and the thieves escaped with a shelf. |
| Bill Currie | Posted 1 year ago |
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I'd heard they had received an electricity bill for £5,000......apparently the last person in the trophy room forgot to switch the light off when they left!! [Post Edited Wednesday 09th of May 2012 04:24 PM] |
| John H | Posted 1 year ago |
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I love the old ones - It's August 2011. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Quorn are good enough to win the Evo-Stik League." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!" And another: The Fire brigade phones Stuart Turner in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Turner sir, Farley Way is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries Turner. "Err, the fire hasn't spread to the kitchen yet, sir." [Post Edited Wednesday 09th of May 2012 05:13 PM] [Post Edited Wednesday 09th of May 2012 05:18 PM] |
| John H | Posted 1 year ago |
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Not Quorn but: Dean Thomas is on his way to training one morning and, as usual, stops by Omar Bogle's house to give him a lift. He knocks at the door, only for it to be answered by a pale and drawn looking player. "Omar. Your not looking too good this morning" "Mr Thomas, I am under the weather" "No worries, you can have the day off today. Is there anything I can get you?" Omar asks Dean for some groceries and off he goes to the shop. On his way home he stops off at Tescos and who should he bump into but his chairman. "A-ha, Dean. What are you doing here?" asks the chairman. "I've just got these carrots and spuds for Omar Bogle" "Sounds like a good swap" |
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