Best Goal scored: I don't score goals, but my best goal would have to be during my under 18s days against Abingdon united, took a touch and just drilled it bottom left corner from about 35 yards, then went and done a swan dive in front of 50 people.

Worst/funniest/strangest thing you have seen on a football pitch: Would have to be last year when AFC Hinksey threatening to kill the ref and one of them trying to knock Stotty (Jon Stott) out with the slowest punch you will ever see (he was massive).

Best player you have played with: Theres been a few

Best player you have played against: Ive been turned inside out too many times to think of a player.

Hardest/dirtiest Player you played against: Paul Bedwell (gaffa) Loves a pinch

Team mates:

Best Trainer: Adam "i'll knock you out" Bruce- Scores about 20 goals a session

Worst trainer: He's always there but he never looks interested, Josh " Not bothered about winning £6000 on the Horses" Cottrell

Best Banter: Brad "forehead" Chalmers, Dan "loves a yellow" Cox-Rogers, Ben "Loves a night out" Taylor, Craig "too much vocabulary"Griffiths

Worst Banter: Jon "copies everyone's clothes" Stott

Most likely to buy a round of drinks: Id like to think everyone would expect Stotty

Least likely: Jon flares Stott

Best Dressed: Young lads rock it every time. Ollie "goat head" Thomas, Connor "small boys" Harris.

Worst:

Most Annoying: Jon "fake boots" Stott

Most likely to tell a shocking joke: Jon "snake" Stott

Any team mates that look like someone else: Dan Cox-Rogers looks like Arg out of Towie, Jack Daley looks like The hulk.

Anything you would like to add about your team mates: Top boys