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Narborough CC 2011 Tour News location.

6 years ago By John Hansell

Please look for details about the tour on the 2011 Tour Team News Section. That way, Tour News won't get get lost with latest results and other news.

In future, I will post 2011 Tour News here on the Club News page for two days and then move the article to the 2011 Tour News Section of this web site.

Having confirmed almost all of the Tour details, there are still a few outstanding issues to be resolved.

The first burning question to be answered is "Is Hoss on tour?" Who knows? Least of all Hoss!

I bumped into Hoss, (aka Big Man, Gold Riband Best In Show Bollocks,) today at the opening of the new ASDA in Swaffham.... and I finished up in a hedge in North Pickenham. When I recovered, I asked Big Man if he could make the tour. Hoss said he would let me know in three weeks time. When I said "That's about the same time we would be leaving for the tour," Hoss said "Really? I thought July was months away!"

The second burnng question to be answered is "Is ADSA better than NETTO?"

Yes,... "ASDA is better" if you want to mix with people other than Russians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Portuguese, Rumanians, Turks, Kurds, Turds, (Turds are a mix of Turks and Kurds), not forgetting people who live in Pentney, and their overspill into Narborough, which is known as Denys Walk.

No,........ "NETTO is better" if you don't want to be run over by lunatic fat middle class women in the car park, whose only defence for running you down is "Didn't you see my reversing light?"

Also no, ........ "NETTO is better," if you want cheese, wine, beer, tea, curry paste and vegetables at half the price any other supermarket sells it for. Everything else is better value, but who buys that other crap anyway?

Otherwise yes, ........."ASDA is better" because they pack your purchases in a bag that they don't charge for, they take credit cards as well as debit cards, they have more than one aisle open when you want to pay, and they speak passable English at the till.

The third burnng question to be answered is "How sad is it to debate whether Tesco's or Netto is better?""

Maybe it should be a topic on the Club Committee meeting on 4th July.

Where next?

Friday Night Headlines. Coaching apathy in the UK reaches new depths. No Ladies for coaching last night. Tonight, more coaches turn up than kids. Jock chokes at Wombleland again. Sloppy Seconds side still a mystery.
Saturday Night News First team stuffed by five wickets. Second team stuffed too, although their result would have been a decent losing draw in the Alliance.


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