We took time to sit down... with Harry Warren to ask the burning questions everyone wants answers to.
Finally insight into what it takes to become player of the year at NAGRFC

1 - What got you into Rugby?
Watching Joe James on a Saturday (rapid)

2 - What is your personal aim this season?
To score a try or kick a try.

3 - Which team do you look forward to playing the most and why? Vigo to F*** up Phil Sewell.

4 - What’s your favorite personal rugby moment?
Jonny Wilkinson booting it at the World Cup

5 -Favorite food?
Protein

6 - What word would you use to describe yourself?
Out of rugby: Joker, in rugby: Machine.

7 - If you could be another team mate for a day who would it be and why?
Barry Warren

8 - Dream date?
Michelle Keegan

9 - Who is the funniest team mate?
Gary Brett, he tells great Freddie Flintoff jokes.

10 – If you were a biscuit, what type would you be?
Viennese Whirl

11 – If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a bucket, how would you get out?
Firstly I would flirt with the rubber to get a bit of elevation, then I would attach myself to the nearest biro, those bastards always get out and once I'm out I would run free like bo peeps sheep in toy story.

12 – What do you think of garden gnomes?
They're good until they get stolen, then you feel guilty and need go looking for them.

13 – If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?
Powerpoint because I'm a sheer powerhouse.

14 – Coke or Pepsi?
Coke Diet, Pepsi Max.

15 – Who do you think would win in a fight between Pamela Anderson and Britney Spears?
Wouldn’t be a winner I would never let it stop!!

16 – What do you think caused your first marriage to fail?
Amino Acids.

17 – Who can do a handstand for longer? You or Joe James?
Joe, his head gives him stability, especially in that bastard scrum cap.

18 – Do you like croutons in your soup?
No.

19 – How do you have your steak cooked?
Medium rare.

20 – Do you think this interview has been at all relevant or worthwhile?
Highly as it got me out of work for half hour.