Northolt’s only ginger, Ali has takes his new role as captain incredibly seriosly, so much that he confuses his English lessons at work with training sessions at the club. Ali’s performances on the field vary depending on the length of his hair, the weight of his curry the night before, and what song he was singing on the journey to the game. He also acts more sophisticated than what he really is.

Key fact: Being the clubs most keen thespian, this has caused him to develop a lisp.

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