1st XV
Squad
Danny McCarthy
Former Player

Danny McCarthy

Hooker
Looks like Danny McCarthy didn’t play this season

Biography

The only self-proclaimed 'unflirtatious shy virgin' in West London Danny runs around the pitch like his head had been glued in place. In fact the only time his head moves is when he is looking for his drink (think opposite of an owl). He is also the clubs oldest member still living at home as he wouldn't survive on ham sandwiches alone. Northolt offer an interpreter if you must converse with him.

Key Fact: Danny applied to have a blonde mustache surgically implanted to resemble his distant cousin Terry Gene Bollea (Hulk Hogan)