Traveling in a train were an England supporter, a Wales supporter, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Welshman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "One of those horrible drunk men wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The older lady thought - "One of them tried to touch the blonde and she slapped the nearest one to her."
The Welshman thought - "That Englishmen put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
The Englishman (smiling) thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that smug Welsh ******* again."