Nottinghamians RFC

The 2nds vs Retford - 21st jan

• Lewis - some great running. Was the first team skipper watching? Please try and turn up on time…..or at least before they have scored 3 tries. 50p.

• Phil hill - great half time speech. Asking the lads to come in for a cuddle rather then a huddle really appealed strongly to the gay community. 50p

• Freddie - the alleged reason for the mass lateness was you. It was hard enough playing a team from a few leagues above but it would have been nice start with 15 men. 50p

• Phil hill. You are a prop in the making. Great performance. Fined for not stepping up sooner. 50p

• Dave Jarman . Awesome try. although a prop wearing size 36 shorts??????? Get yourself on a proper lard based diet. £1

• Irish. Took a 10 minute rest for doing a professional foul. In your defence you probably saved 7 points. Fined anyway….as the ref called you by "Irish" before sending you off - be more discrete. 50p

• Artley . Let's hope they didn't get your conversion attempt on camera. 50p

• Adam. A man your size allowing Phil hill and Gollum to play on the front row. Man up. 50p

• Chris. For owning a pair of 100 quid trainers. Are you some sort of fat cat banker. 50p

• Gollum. The opposition admitted they had a team talk that involved the strategy of winding you up. Your threat is so great the opposition had specific tactics to deal with you. fined for not biting…..we expect you to give away a few penelties at least 50p.

The 1sts vs East Leake - 14th Jan

• Spillers . Sonny Bill you ain't. Fine plus mandatory goal kicking practice. 50p

• Matt spice brown. Awesome try. How come it's taken you till you Jan to score one if those. Was your boyfriend/girlfriend watching. £1

• Tom o'donnelly. before voicing opinions on certain people's performances. Just check if they are in the Room First. £1

• Oliver Exton. The referee warned us. You ignored it and spent 10 minutes thinking about it under the posts. The money that's gone into your education. Gees. 50p.

• Oliver Exton. Those Cambridge socks?!?!? I wouldn't mind but your dads in charge if kit. 50p.

• Joni Wasserstein (spell check did that). For making a simple finish really quite difficult. 50p
• Oliver exton. Those Cambridge socks?!?!? I wouldn't mind but your dads in charge of kit. 50p.

• Joni Wasserstein (spell check did that). For making a simple finish really quite difficult. 50p