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| Phil Dunn | Posted 4 months ago |
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I just found out that my brother Dave has Alzhiemers. I hope its not hereditory because my brother Daves got it too!! |
| John Smalley | Posted 4 months ago |
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OK phil beat me to it......with a joke i sent him as well! My ex is spreading false rumours about me being schizophrenic ............... .......Well, 3 can play at that game. |
| Phil Dunn | Posted 4 months ago |
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todays offering.... whats the difference between and Essex girl and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish, and the other one's a walrus!! |
| John Smalley | Posted 4 months ago |
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Ok i'm struggling to think of a clean one to post but after searching the dark depths of jokes that were told by moses ..... . Just been to the doctors with a problem. Every morning i go on the computer & start downloading all sorts of information about mental ilness then at night i delete it all and start all over again the next morning. It's become an addiction! Doctor asks " do you have any history of mental ilness ?" " No " I said .......I deleted it last night. |
| Rob Warlow | Posted 4 months ago |
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Joke du Jour (its an oldy) A man goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. "We don't sell wasps" says the shop owner. "Oh, but there's one in the window". Boom and indeed boom. |
| John Smalley | Posted 4 months ago |
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All those jokes I've sent on and the best you could come up with was that Warlow !!!! Hang your head in a shameful welsh manner ! |
| John Sismey | Posted 4 months ago |
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You old gits must remember the nun jokes! Question - What is black and white and cannot turn round in confined spaces. Ansewer - A Nun with a spear through the head of course. |
| Rob Warlow | Posted 4 months ago |
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Wednesday's offering (The Chemist is going to hate this): Man to butcher "Do you have sheeps testicles ?" Butcher to man "No sir, they are my own". I can no longer use that at christmas, I hope you're happy now ! |
| John Sismey | Posted 4 months ago |
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Just looked at the England cricket score against Pakistan (not to bad Pakistan 256 for 7) Anyway it reminded me some of the Arab Emirates don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi DO |
| Phil Dunn | Posted 4 months ago |
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Mr Sismey - really?????????????? anyway, hears another one....... three guys sitting around a fire discussing who is harder than who. first man says : the other day I had a fight with a grizzly bear and won! 2nd man says, thats nothing, the other day I had a fight with a crocodile and killed it with my bear hands! 3rd guys sits there listening while poking the fire with his cock!!! :) |
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