Tour 2011 - Games
As is tradition with the Portishead Elite Football Club tour, he who holds the Captains Armband controls all of the Tour Games.
This year the Captains Armband will start with The Elite Club Captain Keiran Marsden. In order to obtain the Captains Armband from the current Captain you must prove your worth to the skipper…
Previous examples for obtaining the Captains Armband include diving into a freezing cold Marina, lying in the middle of the road in front of a police car and blow jobs.
The Captain has the power to start, stop or invent any game as and when he sees fit, he also has the final say on any disagreements originating from any Tour Game, most arguments are traditionally settled with a ‘burt off’ (See Below).
Burt Off:-
A Burt Off can be called at anytime by the current Team Captain. The Burt Off can be used as a full team game to single out one tourist or as an argument settling head to head.
Each player is required to follow the Captains actions until he sits down, last player to sit down or a player who sits down before the Captain is deemed the loser.
Dying Ants:-
“DYING ANTS!!!” can be called at anytime by the Captain, upon hearing “DYING ANTS” all players must hit the deck and act like a dying ant, wherever you are! Refusal to die like an ant where you stand and you will receive punishment from the Captain.
Playing Card:-
Each Tourist will be required to bring ONE playing card on tour with them, when the Captain sticks his playing card to his forehead, everybody on tour must follow, last tourist to do so will be punished by the Captain. Losing your playing card during any part of tour will result in serious punishment from the Tour Management.
Howzat:-
You know the rules…
Captains Choice:-
Upon receiving the Captains Armband the captain has the power to make up or change any tour games as and when he pleases…(Left hand drinking etc)
HAVE YOU GOT IT IN YOU TO GET THE ARMBAND??!
This year the Captains Armband will start with The Elite Club Captain Keiran Marsden. In order to obtain the Captains Armband from the current Captain you must prove your worth to the skipper…
Previous examples for obtaining the Captains Armband include diving into a freezing cold Marina, lying in the middle of the road in front of a police car and blow jobs.
The Captain has the power to start, stop or invent any game as and when he sees fit, he also has the final say on any disagreements originating from any Tour Game, most arguments are traditionally settled with a ‘burt off’ (See Below).
Burt Off:-
A Burt Off can be called at anytime by the current Team Captain. The Burt Off can be used as a full team game to single out one tourist or as an argument settling head to head.
Each player is required to follow the Captains actions until he sits down, last player to sit down or a player who sits down before the Captain is deemed the loser.
Dying Ants:-
“DYING ANTS!!!” can be called at anytime by the Captain, upon hearing “DYING ANTS” all players must hit the deck and act like a dying ant, wherever you are! Refusal to die like an ant where you stand and you will receive punishment from the Captain.
Playing Card:-
Each Tourist will be required to bring ONE playing card on tour with them, when the Captain sticks his playing card to his forehead, everybody on tour must follow, last tourist to do so will be punished by the Captain. Losing your playing card during any part of tour will result in serious punishment from the Tour Management.
Howzat:-
You know the rules…
Captains Choice:-
Upon receiving the Captains Armband the captain has the power to make up or change any tour games as and when he pleases…(Left hand drinking etc)
HAVE YOU GOT IT IN YOU TO GET THE ARMBAND??!
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