Meet the Players - Ben Davis
Name: Ben Davis
Age: 22
Supports: Bristol Rovers
Time at PTFC: 6 years
Team: 1st
Position: Right Back
Previous/Other Clubs: Portishead Elite, Somerset County U18’s
Football Highlight: Scoring my first goal (of 2!) for the first team in 2007 in a 1-0 win over Westbury United has to be my best club moment, but overall it would have to be lifting The Bud & Chas Finch Memorial Cup for my beloved Portishead Elite in April 2011.
Football Low point: Getting a seven goal hiding away at Gillingham, a game where I deflected one passed Blower, gave away a penalty and got sent off in the last minute (In the furthest possible point from the changing rooms, leaving a long walk back passed 100+ supporters only to get to the shower and kick a water bottle in frustration, slipped on the wet floor, leaving me in a naked lonesome lump on the floor), all because Clarkie missed a penalty at 0-0!
Football Idol: Ian Holloway
PTFC Player you’d most like to live with: Mr Happy himself, Rich Gill, I imagine he makes breakfast fun with dippy eggs and soldiers.
PTFC Player you’d least like to live with: Lee Brice and his snakes! The bloke keeps mice in the fridge?
Favourite Band: Muse
Favourite Food: Doner Meat and Chips, all the salad, mayonnaise and chilli sauce.
Your Best Joke:
A man goes to a Doctor complaining that he hates everything.
Doctor: “There must be something you like, what about your wife?”
Man: “Hate her”
Doctor: “Your house? You’ve got a lovely house.”
Man: “Hate it”
Doctor: “Your kids? You must adore your kids.”
Man: “Hate them”
Doctor: “What about pets, do you have any pets?”
Man: “Actually, I do have four pet Bees, I keep them in a match box on top the fireplace, I quite like them.”
Doctor: “A matchbox?!! Won’t they die in there?!!”
Man: “Yea, **** ‘em.”
Age: 22
Supports: Bristol Rovers
Time at PTFC: 6 years
Team: 1st
Position: Right Back
Previous/Other Clubs: Portishead Elite, Somerset County U18’s
Football Highlight: Scoring my first goal (of 2!) for the first team in 2007 in a 1-0 win over Westbury United has to be my best club moment, but overall it would have to be lifting The Bud & Chas Finch Memorial Cup for my beloved Portishead Elite in April 2011.
Football Low point: Getting a seven goal hiding away at Gillingham, a game where I deflected one passed Blower, gave away a penalty and got sent off in the last minute (In the furthest possible point from the changing rooms, leaving a long walk back passed 100+ supporters only to get to the shower and kick a water bottle in frustration, slipped on the wet floor, leaving me in a naked lonesome lump on the floor), all because Clarkie missed a penalty at 0-0!
Football Idol: Ian Holloway
PTFC Player you’d most like to live with: Mr Happy himself, Rich Gill, I imagine he makes breakfast fun with dippy eggs and soldiers.
PTFC Player you’d least like to live with: Lee Brice and his snakes! The bloke keeps mice in the fridge?
Favourite Band: Muse
Favourite Food: Doner Meat and Chips, all the salad, mayonnaise and chilli sauce.
Your Best Joke:
A man goes to a Doctor complaining that he hates everything.
Doctor: “There must be something you like, what about your wife?”
Man: “Hate her”
Doctor: “Your house? You’ve got a lovely house.”
Man: “Hate it”
Doctor: “Your kids? You must adore your kids.”
Man: “Hate them”
Doctor: “What about pets, do you have any pets?”
Man: “Actually, I do have four pet Bees, I keep them in a match box on top the fireplace, I quite like them.”
Doctor: “A matchbox?!! Won’t they die in there?!!”
Man: “Yea, **** ‘em.”
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