In an effort to quell this unrest a crack team of Royal Navy Brothers led by Fijian warrior Wata Robanakadavu have crossed the border from England. After resting up tonight the Brothers will move to Camborne to face the Rebels. It is anticipated that the two opposing forces will come together on a field in Camborne at around 2:30 on Saturday afternoon to settle the dispute.
Should the dispute not be settled on the field after 80 minutes or so the opposing sides will seek refreshment and continue negotiations in the local hostelry.

The meeting of the two opposing forces will be at
Crane Park
Cranberry Road
Camborne
TR14 7PW