Shop
A Pros Bat A genuine bad tempered pros bat following a simple LBW decision. This bat comes from Australia and has previously been used in G8 of a local league. |
![]() |
£0.01 |
Dougs used jockstrap Dougies used jockstrap, washed in persil only with absolutely no pubes attached |
![]() |
£5.00 |
T-Shirt Genuine Miss DeBoat t-shirt manufactured in China of dye resistant fabric. |
![]() |
£99.99 |
Miss DeBoat Gnome Miss Deboat gnome, previously owned by David Grayson but now unwanted as it provides bad memories - Hi Hooooooooooooooo |
![]() |
£38.00 |
THE ball This is the ball that was fired into Miss DeBoats garden by Chris last season when her corona bikini bottoms went missing in the ensuing battle to find it. Luckily the bikini bottoms were on the washing line in her garden and not elsewhere. The Solicitor had a very guilty face as he resumed his position in the slips. |
![]() |
£19.75 |
New Box Zeds unused (trial fitting only) box - size small boys. Zed felt it was a wee bit tight |
![]() |
£4.50 |
Miss DeBoat Corona Bikini Genuine Miss DeBoat Corona bikini. Surplus to requirements due to small cup size. This is similar to the one aprehended by The Solicitor last season. |
![]() |
£45.99 |
Miss DeBoat Calendar 1989 Genuine Miss DeBoat calendar featuring our own Miss DeBoat in some stunning poses. |
![]() |
£99.99 |








