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T.I.T.S TORMENT TERRIBLE TWELVE MAN OAKHAM
Tividale FC Independant Travelling Supporters, better known as The TITS battered a poor despondant 12 man Oakham side in Maddy's Charity Match
Report by Tividale's very own Tividale Ted.
There was only ever one team in it, the TITS dominating from start to finish.
At times I thought that I had turned up on the wrong day, because looking at some of those guy's in red & black stripes all they needed was a Tutu and they would have fitted in nicely with the Zumbathon the day before (well I reckon they would have lasted about 15 minutes of it anyway).
Oakham brought in the big guns and boy some of them were MASSIVE. I am not going to name names, but you know who you are.
The lack of fitness in the Oakham side showed with a number of them having injuries and some bloke who looked like he had got lost in the area and had never played the game before had to limp off with what he reckons was a hamstring pull. From where I was, it looked like it was the pull of Carole's Burger's that did it.
As for the penalty, well FIFA have been in touch and would like to speak to Ollie Bull as they are currently looking at the feasibility of playing the 2090 World Cup Final's with goals 5 times the size for more goal action and did not realise some bloke from Oakham was carrying out his own tests
Anyway more match details to come later................
There was only ever one team in it, the TITS dominating from start to finish.
At times I thought that I had turned up on the wrong day, because looking at some of those guy's in red & black stripes all they needed was a Tutu and they would have fitted in nicely with the Zumbathon the day before (well I reckon they would have lasted about 15 minutes of it anyway).
Oakham brought in the big guns and boy some of them were MASSIVE. I am not going to name names, but you know who you are.
The lack of fitness in the Oakham side showed with a number of them having injuries and some bloke who looked like he had got lost in the area and had never played the game before had to limp off with what he reckons was a hamstring pull. From where I was, it looked like it was the pull of Carole's Burger's that did it.
As for the penalty, well FIFA have been in touch and would like to speak to Ollie Bull as they are currently looking at the feasibility of playing the 2090 World Cup Final's with goals 5 times the size for more goal action and did not realise some bloke from Oakham was carrying out his own tests
Anyway more match details to come later................
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