Bryan Clarke: The gobby keeper
Let's take a closer look at the world of Bryan Clarke, one of the games great characters.
What can you say about Bryan Clarke? Firstly, he's probably the greatest wicketkeeper never to have played for the Scotland senior side.
Secondly, he loves a good scrap on the field and plays the game hard. "Breebs" is famous for his on-field chat. Even he is first to admit that he's probably not on many many Christmas card lists, given some of the banter/abuse he's dished out during his career.
Off the field however, he's the first bloke to go to the bar and buy the opposition a drink. In 2012, the Uddy legend will captain the side in Calum MacLeod's absence.
Height - 5'11
Weight - 112kg
Nickname - Breebs
Shoe Size - 10
Favourite tv show - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Favourite band/singer - Bronski Beat
Favourite movie - Brokeback Mountain
Favourite actor - Kenneth Williams
Last book read - Daniel Radcliffe: My Autobiography
Sporting hero - Gareth Thomas
Supported football team - Celtic
Supported cricket team - Australia
Favourite holiday destination - Brighton
Favourite meal - Salmon on croute with feta cheese/beetroot salad
Worst habit - None
Best bowler ever faced - Keith Sheriden
Best batsman ever bowled to - Graham Robertson
Favourite ground to play on - BCP
Favourite drink - Cherryaid