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Simon Parkin
Goalkeeper18
Appearances
0
Goals scored
1314WonDrawnLost
Biography
THIS LAD LOVES HIS FOTTA SO MUCH HE SHITS FOOTBALLS! GETS UP EVERY SUNDAY MORNING STRETCHES OFF FOR HOURS THEN TIES A BIT ROPE ROUND HIS OVER USED ONE EYED PORRIDGE FLICKER TIES IT TO THE DOOR AND SLAMS IT!LOVES TEXTIN ENDLESLEY AND HAS DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF TEETH IN HIS MOUTH COMPARED TO A NORMAL HUMAN. PLAYING DAYS COULD BE NUMBERED AND IS AFTER MACCAS JOB BY THE LOOKS OF IT!
