The Arsenal Legend Paul Merson is our Guest Speaker -- he will be on the floor at 10pmish -- it's possible that he will be on the floor earlier as Club Dinner Night has never been a sober occasion.

The Chairman MR John Uwins will present the annual awards and I will do my best to keep everybody under reasonable control.

"The Merse " will be up and at it by 10pmish --- SO if you haven't been lucky enough to get a ticket then you are welcome to come along for a beer.

Jim Ryan will not be wearing his Vets Cup Winning Medal but his Company ERSG will be sponsoring the dinner -- so many thanks to Jim and Lucien for their help. ERSG is a recruitment Company specialising in environmental solutions and full details of the Company can be found on their website.

Jim is one of the many Liverpool supporters at the club and once again The Scousers will outnumber the Gooners but we don't have too much to shout about this season so all the noise will probably come from the Palace rabble.

AND THEN -- there is the BIG FIGHT on two screens -- let's hope Manny Pacquiao shuts Mayweather up for good.

MEN -- this will be a big night and Cocktails at 6pm will be drunk in THE SWAN under the supervision of Andrew Foster -- Fozzie will make sure that you appear at the club by 7.30pm.

DO NOT BRING YOUR CAR.
DO NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
DO NOT BRING ANY OTHER FEMALE
DO NOT THROW FOOD
DO NOT THROW UP
DO NOT TURN UP IN JEANS

DO BRING LOADS OF DOUGH
DO BUY LOADS OF RAFFLE TICKETS
DO MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE PAID FOR YOUR TICKET.

PS The Reserves complete their season on Saturday with a 1.30pm kick off v Old Parkonians -- come and support JP's squad.