Hi Ant, how the winter netting going so far?
‘Good, I’m looking forward to playing a few shots this year and trying to improve my opening average of 13’

What happened to ‘The Mask’ and will it be making an appearance for the season?
‘I’ve been looking on gimp.com to try and find a new mask for behind the stumps but they don’t have any in my size. I need to check a few more sites but I’m sure I’ll have one for the start of the season’

Are you looking forward to playing in a new league this year?
‘Yeah I’m looking forward to playing at some new grounds. I’ve played in a few leagues and consider this to be the best one so it should prove a good challenge this year’

Why are you called SWAG within the team?
‘Well, I was talking to a bird about going on ‘Take Me Out’ (The ITV programme) and I said I didn’t have enough charisma to go on it and she said I was the SWAG of Barnsley and had plenty of charisma to go on it. When the lads found out them decided to called me SWAG’

How is the love life going?
‘Unfortunately I recently became single over the xmas period. She caught me with my finger up another man’s bum. I tried to explain that I was giving him a prostate exam as the doctors were full that day, but she didn’t believe me and she ended the relationship’

What happened at the party you went to on Saturday?
‘I had 4 cans watching Lord of The Rings, ended up smashed and went to bed at 2pm and didn’t wake up until 7pm still pissed. Sewell then kicked me out of the house for being a lightweight. I ended up falling asleep on the train and drooling on the seat’

What are your goals for the season?
‘Well I’m hoping to add another 100 to my collection. I’d also like to be given a more active role on the pitch when captain Bond is needing help. But my real goal is being able to have more than 4 beers and not be spark out’

We’ve heard that you have been accepted as a full time teacher as of September 2015
‘Yeah I passed an interview last week and they offered me the job. I will finally see what it’s like to have a proper job and not finish at 3pm each day. I will miss not being able to watch CBBC at tea time but I suppose money comes first’

Here’s a few questions from our Twitter followers

Fredthered23 – Remember that time I beat your batting average?
‘Unfortunately I do, he only beat me due to him batting at no 11 and having more not outs’

Bond...CraigBond – What happened to that butt plug I lent you?
‘Oh I forgot I had that, I used it only last week. I’ll give it a wash and fetch it round at the weekend’

Thanks for taking the time out today to answer questions. Best of luck for the season, I hope you find true happiness...... or just a penis.