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Team Mates Starring Lewis Barnett

Team Mates Starring Lewis Barnett

YWFC14 Dec 2015 - 12:57
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Human wrecking ball Lewis Barnett gives us his take on his team mates

Best trainer - Murphy can take this for how serious he takes training, where others may be a bit more relaxed he's just as aggressive as he is in a game, just doesn't stop shouting at people! What an angry man.

Worst trainer - I'm giving this to Tommo, great player but loves to not turn up to training! This could be due to weekly all night sessions with Colesy or that he's still cleaning his misses carpet.

Best dressed - I'm giving this to Ben 'Teef' Jones, the boy surprising scrubs up well for a night out when he's not wearing his gym shark full tracksuit which I'm sure he wears to bed.

Worst dressed - Shidey has to have worst dressed after that shocking see through top he wore on a team night out, like a pound land version of Gaz from Geordie Shore. Russ the School Bus wasn't far off mind with those horrific red trainers.

Fastest - Jason Gardiner takes this easily, he might run like a monkey with a gammy leg but he is RAPID!

Slowest - like a lot of others I'm going to have to pick Murphy, only person I've seen look like they are in physical pain when trying to run.

Best banter - there's a couple I could give this to but I think Sam Daniels is up there! He don't chip in often but when he does its exquisite and usually about Colin's tragic sofa!

Worst banter - Colin 'Diego Costa' Adams (he's 26 looks about 46) what an old looking young man, Colin nearly gets this, but, unlike Jake Fletcher he hasn't left the group chat because he can't handle it, Jake's banter is as bad as Teef's fake tan and he bites more than Luis Saurez.

Best whatsapper- this is going to Paul Salter, another one which may not what's app often but when he does his quality makes up for his quantity, some people may think his classic newspaper articles are wearing thin but I still find them comedy gold!

Smartest - as most people at the club have about 5 brain cells between them I'm giving this to Lloyd Stone simply because he's a teacher so he surely must have some brains!

Dullest - Mark Giffard has to take this! The nicest bloke you'll ever meet but fuck me he's dull, also loves a complicated passing drill from YouTube which he doesn't understand himself. I also have to mention his irrelevant inspirational team talks which no one really understands.

Longest in the shower - there's a few long boys at the club, the longest being Sam Daniels but that's for his height and nothing else! But I'll give this to Shidey, what a blessed boy shame about his shit tattoos mind

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