"In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team." – Jean Paul Sartre, French philosopher
"My preparation is to ask what colour we're wearing, then I lie in bed the night before the game and visualise myself doing well." - Wayne Rooney
"I do not play football to win the Ballon d'Or. I play football to be happy, because I love it and want to play football." - Neymar
"You'd better cut the Pizza in four parts, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." - Yogi Berra (not the cartoon character!)