3rd Team Bar Night - Snails????

Due to the fatalities in the recent horse races and the glue factories being at at maximum capacity, horse racing has now been banned and has been replaced by SNAIL RACING. The UK Open is to be held at The Rec early this Summer on an evening when the Mighty Thirds are running the bar so start your breeding programme and get those snails in training. A small charge to enter and betting will take place on the night.

All monies raised will go to purchasing posh coat hooks and individually embroidered carpet tiles for the new club.

Watch this space for more info nearer the time