Team mates starring Curtis Methven

Best trainer- Jac Evans, teachers pet never misses a session fairplay.

Worst trainer- Ginge, a miracle if that boy turns up to a session always an excuse

Fastest- Rhys Tandy, not a hard one this as most of the team run with a fridge on their back.

Slowest- Brad Jones, a few could be up for this as we aren’t a team blessed with speed but has to be the midfield snail.

Most intelligent- Joe Palmer, probably one of the dullest teams in South Wales but if you didn’t know Joe went to Swansea uni never mentions it honest.

Least Intelligent- Ross Davies, many contenders for this one but Ginge comes out with some of the dullest things I’ve ever heard.

Best dressed- Brett Morgan or Palmer, Always well dressed these pair.

Worst dressed- where do I even start with this one? Many contenders for this from Gardiners shit £500 moon boots to Indgey’s flip flops (must be an age thing). George turns up like he’s got dressed in the dark every week and Will dugs turns up like he’s just come from Millwall Away. But for an overall winner it would have to be George Primarks next top model.

Best Banter- Dan Hartland, Joker of the team although he turns up 3 times a season.

Worst Banter- George Clarke, Not sure whether we are laughing at him or with him half the time but this boy comes out with some absolute crap. Although not a player Rinder comes out with some rubbish as well.

Hard man- again a few contenders for this one Jac, Azzi when he’s angry, Drew and Brett never shy out of a tackle duggs for a 6 stone man loves to throw himself about aswell but for an overall winner would have to be Brett.

Longest in the shower- Hands down Nathan, Not sure what he does in there for so long but he’s always last out of the shower and changing room every week.