Yes it's true the Black Reds have made it to Twickers and will be appearing on your TV screens during the Autumn International Fixtures;
Autumn Nations Cup fixtures and TV channel
Round 1
• Ireland vs Wales, 7pm on 13 November – Channel 4
• Italy vs Scotland, 12.45pm on 14 November – Amazon
• England vs Georgia, 3pm on 14 November – Amazon
• France vs Fiji, 3pm on 15 November – Amazon
Round 2
• Italy vs Fiji, 12.45pm on 21 November – Amazon
• England vs Ireland, 3pm on 21 November – Channel 4 and Amazon
• Wales vs Georgia, 5.15pm on 21 November – Amazon
• Scotland vs France, 3pm on 22 November – Amazon
Round 3
• Scotland vs Fiji, 1.45pm on 28 November – Amazon
• Wales vs England, 4pm on 28 November – Amazon
• France vs Italy, 8pm on 28 November – Amazon
• Ireland vs Georgia, 2pm on 29 November – Channel 4
Finals Weekend
• Georgia vs TBD, 12pm on 5 December – Amazon
• Ireland vs TBD, 2.15pm on 5 December – Amazon
• Wales vs TBD, 4.45pm on 5 December – Amazon
• England vs TBD, 2pm on 6 December – Amazon

A tip for those of you who will be eagerly tuning in; ignore the rugby and focus on the grandstand seats.
A Black Red shirt will be clearly visible along with surely most of the other English RFU clubshirts.

All RFU clubs have been invited to send a clubshirt to be displayed on an empty seat. After the game it is planned to put the shirts on more permanent display;no specific details as yet.

Willy has decided that the number 1 shirt will be on its way by free postage next week. This fulfilled the criteria of being big enough to fill a seat. It also smelt pleasingly of Ralgex and had some crusty areas under the armpits suggesting that its' occupant had put in some hard graft in the front row. The shirt is now approaching vintage status and is featured on the accompanying photo.
That narrows it down a bit, whose shirt is it? Answers by text to Barney , prize is a keg of Harp Lager recently discovered by our stocktaking team. Also tripped over by Bowesie at the back of the cellar is a batch of Holm Cultram Abbey Mead which will be virtually given away on the 21st pending a successful laboratory analysis.