Full Name: Zackary Ebenezer Smith Loffman
Position: Prop, Fly-half, centre or anywhere else I happen to aimlessly wonder during a game.
Most memorable moment in Rugby: When I smashed the enormous Crewe and Nantwich number 8 in a bone-crunching tackle.
Worst moment in Rugby: When I realised I’d just tripped over trying to get out of the way of the enormous Crewe and Nantwich number 8, and he had got his studs caught in my shorts pocket and came crashing down.
Favourite food: You’re kidding right?
Biggest contribution to the sport: Fitness. I could spend hours and hours watching people doing squat-thrusts and burpees ……
If I wasn’t a rugby player I’d be: A stunt double for Russell Crowe and Ray Winstone in the film Noah.
Next week -
The 4'3", 12 stone Ian Turner tells us what life is like as the new powerhouse second row in the Aston scrum.