Nickname: Slobber

Played for Phoenix: My first game was away at Stanley Rodillians in 2004

Favourite film: Dead Mans Shoes

Favourite music: S Club Juniors

Favourite away ground: Anywhere far enough away for a bus journey

Least favourite away ground: Wath, as well as being a horrible place to play, I can never remember winning there

Best dresser in Phoenix: Apart from me, I’d say Rob Harker – he always looks smart, like he’s come straight from court

Worst dresser in Phoenix: A tie between Carey Thomas with his step son’s t-shirts & Veal Horrocks (do I really have to explain that one!?)

Best trainer in Phoenix: Apart from me, Mike Liddle – I can’t remember him ever missing a session, which is some going considering how much time he spends at work as a teacher

Worst trainer in Phoenix: Jono Storey, although you wouldn’t believe it to look at him

Best Phoenix memory: Beating Otliensians to win promotion in 2006

Worst Phoenix memory: Getting injured and missing out on Twickenham