Thames 2s look remarkably young and fit...

Moments worth remembering:

- Stop the clock at 24 seconds, the first cry of "who's got tape" from the front row crew

- Shouts for Makowski moment for the skipper for being injured on the opening day, a heinous crime!!

- Mid way through the first half Seb complained his ear was falling off when the scratch was barely a centimetre long. He still wanted a big bandage though, brave soldier.

- Martin doing his weekly attempt at convincing us he was dead after a tackle. The sympathy on show was conspicuous by it's absence...

- All the kids taking their penalty pints from something poured from a watering can. They weren't impressed and have clearly been raised to expect better. Shame.

Onwards.

Upwards.

UTM