Firstly the MAN OF THE MATCH TOP HAT: Should you be privileged enough to be graced with this wonderful HAT, your job is to add something even more wonderful to it each week with an aim to amount to the greatest hat this world has ever seen.
DICK OF THE DAY SIGN - Should you be UNFORTUNATE enough to be voted D.O.T.D by your team mates you must be grateful of your new item.
You must take your new sign home and return the sign prior to the following game.
Two games into 2019 our top hat champions are Mark Anderson and Chris Milburn respectively with Paul Evans and Sam Bushell dreaming of such glory and having to settle for the infamous D.O.T.D sign.
Should you lose any item or fail to take a photo with said item during the week you must replace or be fined £25 to be paid to club captain Steve Alford.
Get to training, play Saturday and earn your place in club history.
Updated 23:46 - 2 Feb 2019 by George Bostock