akenham made the short journey to Norwich Union this Saturday!!!
Buoyed by a full squad and an all you can eat buffet (INCLUDING HOMEMADE SAUSAGE ROLLS) Lakenham kicked off showing real exuberance in defence. Damo made some fantastic hits... maybe he was just an angry Northerner protecting the secret recipe to Bisto!!
Lakenham broke the deadlock within the first few minutes with a succesful pick snd drive penalty finding the perfectly manicured hands of Dan Baker who broke through 2 tackles to score!! (It was possibly the best 5 metre Try ever witnessed in Rugby)
Lakenham continued to ne a major threat in attack and scored again through sn incisive backs move... to be fair the backs were brilliant today.. they scored tries and made tackles... although (to a forward) they are still about as dependable as Michael Barrymores pool attendant!!
Ali Mckenzie ran fantadtic lines and managed to score a hattrick!! A ginger scoring a hattrick I hear you say?! Who was the last ginger to do that? The answer is nobody.. because Ali is the only ginger allowed in a starting 15!!
Jamma Fitch also managed two tries.. both off the back of driving mauls.. Jamma is a brilliant find this season.. however lads are slightly concerned about the fact he doesnt have a real name?!
Lakenham had a few lapses in concentration and allowed one try in through Unions hard running 10!! Apart from that mishap The hard work is starting to pay off!!
Massive credit to Union for hosting us snd sticking to it for the whole 80 mins!! Its grear to see a genuine social side doing so well at club level!!
Oh I have also been told to mention that Dan Baker received a yellow card.. apparently he was an aggressive lover who failed to wrap.his arms around the back row ball carrier!!
Fyi.. Im like a big cuddly bear
Norwich Union 5-47 Lakenham
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