The vicar at Saint Marys Betws Y Coed started his sermon last Sunday.... It is with sadness and disbelief I bring you some sad news, our once trusted treasurer Mr Norman Greenhill has absconded with all the church funds leaving us with no money.

Police reports say he was last seen on the Costa Brava in Spain.....But I am sure the Lord God will see us all through this evil time.... I would now like to begin today's service with hymn number 436 - there is a Greenhill Far Away!!....