If you want to be not just 'on trend', but 22 yards in front of it, then start growing that WG Grace hipster beard now in time for the 2015 Norfolk cricket season. So says Club Stylist, WanGok Gokwangok.
'WG Grace has never been so hot as he is right now,' reckons Wangok, speaking through his own stylish and highly-waxed facial bush. 'His look is going to be all over the Alliance and West Norfolk League this year like Jock Itch.'*
Don't worry if you can't grow your own beard. Just order one from Pitchfork's Pop-Up Online Store 'WG Grace Brothers'. They'll supply you with a WG Beard grown by a certified genuine Shoreditch Hipster and have it delivered direct to your door by a man riding a Penny-Farthing bike.
WG Grace Brothers price list:
Standard WGG Face Bush (unwaxed): 'Seventeen shillings and threppence'
Deluxe Waxed Navel-Length WGG Face Bush: 'One guinea'.
Slow-whittled Artisanal Bat made from hand-reared, corn-fed, free-range Willow Trees: £25,000
*Jock Itch, originally from Greenock Scotland, topped the batting averages in West Norfolk and the Alliance Leagues in 2014.