Darren (picture scale size), is an adrenaline junkie from (supposedly) Ireland and joins the cockney-irish contingent. Some of his stunts include shaving his back, replacing his bikes chain and not taking a bottle of water on the tube during summer. In his upcoming biography entitled "Baa Baa Black Sheep, Have You Any Wool?" reflects on his experience of replying "yes sir, yes sir three bags full" when in truth he had 17.

Key Fact: Darren now avoids Lancashire as there is a warrant out to search his wallet.

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